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foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough
Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
mugGet the foul and a missmug.

miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche
by ruckasboy January 13, 2017
mugGet the miss douchemug.

miss butters

A girl that uses butter in ways unintended by farmers and butter manufacturers
i met this girl and she REALLY liked butter so we call her miss butters.
by R1PPERJ November 15, 2011
mugGet the miss buttersmug.

post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY
Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous
by ciryla October 19, 2020
mugGet the post someone you missmug.

Miss Worldwide

Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.
Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!

Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?

Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?

Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!
by NjonjoGotovacOdMeksika January 6, 2022
mugGet the Miss Worldwidemug.

Miss Zimmerman

A young hip teacher whose clothes Emma Katherine's posse wants. She is kind of mean and has no personality.
by supercutekid November 19, 2011
mugGet the Miss Zimmermanmug.

Miss mamalaid

A woman who is probably 64 years old and she has some serious problems saying to a 21 year old girl named Google Dictionary the word “NOIEIICEEE.”
Google Dictionary:I went to brilliant with ping pong head names hot wings

Miss mamalaid: NOIEIICEEE
by Mr Richard Shah clubhouse February 6, 2022
mugGet the Miss mamalaidmug.

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