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Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.
I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.
by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023
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henry johnson

Dude, she has such an ugly Henry Johnson.
She asked me to finger her Henry Johnson last night.
by Fidget Spinner April 26, 2017
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Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.
Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!
by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024
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Emily Johnson

A very perfect girl who is kinda dumb but wifey type
Emily Johnson candice this candice that
by but Candice Be us March 2, 2022
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Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth
do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone
by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025
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Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022
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Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.
"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”
by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021
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