Definitions by Sqlivnlow

Johnson Time 

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

Johnson Time by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

skimmer therapy by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Chickelob Ultra 

Cuz, ya know...only chicks drink it.

Honey, I got you a cube of chickelob ultra.

Chickelob Ultra by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Speed Mooching 

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

Speed Mooching by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019