Jake stevens

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.

Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams

by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020

Jake Paul

the synonym for: ebola

Person 1: Bro I think I have Jake Paul
Person 2: You cant fix that

by Deji's Lover December 17, 2019

jake robbins

The one man to rule them all

jake robbins is my king

by techgamers March 17, 2017

Jake Thornton

Giraffe

Wow his neck is so long he must be a Jake Thornton

by Big pedo nonce February 5, 2020

Jake paul

An American dickhead who scams kids to get their money and teach them nothing

"why did you kill your son?"
"he subscribed to jake Paul's shit learning thing"

by OnionGib February 28, 2020

Jake Scrotum

Usually the weird kid in school.

Jake Scrotum: Hey everyone! Do you all think that i can shove this corndog up my ass?
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN

by Babeluka7 February 6, 2022

Jake paul

A skinny-was white boii from ohio. Cheats, clickbaits, and is responsible for creating a disease called cancer. Erika shall dump the dougebag! SHE SHALL!!

Billy: ugh there goes a jake paul
Mom: cover your EYES child!
Billy: morphs..
Mom: mother of God..
Billy:IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018