half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }

when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer

by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019

Hammer

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.

He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.

I pissed a green hammer!

by notjoe July 29, 2008

Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021

hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008