German Breakfast Infaculation

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

German Sideburns

This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.

We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!

by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010

German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

by B_Rain October 31, 2012

German

German means a man who hates his family and hurts them and doesn't show any love or care towards them

German is a cunt

by hurricanswag21mf June 24, 2018

Germany

Somehow World War II happened and they are still better than the United States. Nice job Germany. Also definitely not where Hitler was born.

Germany is definitely not where Hitler was born.

by I’m_A_PANcake July 7, 2020

big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

by dix fontain August 26, 2005

angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004