fake tree syndrome 

When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.

Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.

fake tree syndrome by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008

FaceStalk 

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

FaceStalk by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

Fake Shifter 

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".

Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!

Fake Shifter by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010

fake skinny

when people are only thin because they smoke cigarettes and drink coffee constantly but never workout and are actually very unhealthy

that breezy look fit but she jus fake skinny!

fake skinny by shannonjg January 18, 2011

fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

fake jesus-thumper by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

Fake People 

Fake people are people who will act like your friend to your face but they talk about you behind your back.

"Yeah, I know. That girl is so fake. Tired of all these fake people.

Fake People by Z😂🤣😅 February 27, 2019

Fake depression 

Usually some kids who think they are depressed and edgy for listening to Billie Eilish. The often make cringey posts about how they are so depressed and trapped.

Did you see Emily’s gacha video?

Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression

Fake depression by Napstablook_the_ghost May 28, 2020