Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

Eat your husband day by a person better than you December 29, 2020

Eat my dump 

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

Eat my dump by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Eat Poop and Die Strat 

Can be classified as ingesting your own feces and soon after, die from most likely Hepatitis A.

Originated from the video game Ark Survival Evolved.

He is doing the Eat Poop and Die Strat.

Eat Poop and Die Strat by Mrpoopdeck February 19, 2021

Eat-a-thon 

1. An eating contest.sometimes timed
Where the object is to consume as much food as possible in a given amount of time. (Think adam. Richie's man. Vs food) 2
2. Same as above. Difference being what is being "eaten" (in this. A. Cunnilingus contest)

1.bill: how did you like the buffalo wings cook-off? Mike:. Loved it! It was an absolute eat-a-thon! 2. Did you see those women from the intra mural. Team? Yah. Would love to have an eat-athon with every single one of them!

Eat-a-thon by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

Eat a thong by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Eat kelp 

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

Eat kelp by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Eat taco and taco day

July 21st its the day we raise awareness for cervical cancer by sharing racos and eating her taco.

Oh look at her, id love to celebrate eat taco and taco day with her.

Eat taco and taco day by Master methoos March 14, 2021