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Dick Bible
-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.
"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"
Dick Bible by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009
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black belt in sucking dick
A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
black belt in sucking dick by Pap¡ March 1, 2017
porch dick
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
porch dick by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015
Word of the Day on July 31, 2021
small black dick
MOST websites that display huge black dicks lie, they are fake and are held in place most of the time by hands. you never see the crotch area. because there are many small black dicks out there too
small black dick by KePe August 16, 2008
Dick in my hand
Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"
Dick in my hand by Holden5986 December 18, 2012