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Stool Cup 

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
Stool Cup by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013
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steaming cup 

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
steaming cup by barkin26 May 20, 2013

noodle cup 

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
noodle cup by LS oki February 13, 2014

Muff cup 

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.
The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

Friendship Cup 

a cup for all of your friendship needs. Whether it be you need to urinate, but there are no near by bathrooms or you need a sip of water out of a near by pond. This cup is here when you need it because it is made out of the hands of your dearest friend. can be combined with more hands to create a friendship bowl
Radhe: Oh my god! I have to pee so bad!
Cassie: Friendship cup? *holds out hands*
Friendship Cup by iknowthethingz November 5, 2014
A design of Bra where the cup is cut away to allow the nipple/aureole area to be exposed whilst providing support the the breast, ideal for the fuller bust or for appearing to be wearing a sensible brassiere under a formal suit.
Susie loved her open-cup bra it gave her that softly erotic ' I know someting you don't feeling.'

Sammie was shy about her saggy breasts go without a bra, but her open-cup bra allowed her to 'show pokies' at the mall.
open-cup by Townsman December 30, 2014