crap ring

Sphincter muscle in the ass.

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

Crap poker

1. (another) euphamism for homosexual.
2. One whose penis pokes another's faeces.
3. (another) euphamism for homosexual.

Dave: Dave's a shit hot Crap Poker.
Dave: Yeah!

by AdamStIves February 24, 2009

Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

by KatoDado September 6, 2009

capro

An extremely sexy chest on a fit male

"let me put vicks all over your capro with my wendy"

by miss moi September 14, 2009

caprecia

a girl who will beat ass if she has to. she is strong and independent but hoplessly falls for the ones she knows will hurt her. but be careful because she will break a heart too. her big hair and her bestfriend arent the only thing she keeps close around.

"oh caprecia? are you talking about the girl with the big hair who dates the hoe?"

by loreyna19 February 16, 2017

mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

by jets333 October 3, 2008

vocab crap

Intended as an insult, used to describe using a more extensive vocabulary than commonly accepted.

I couldn't understand him-he was using that vocab crap!

by jw50 January 19, 2009