jaydawg's definitions

Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper

by Jaydawg May 29, 2012

cunt throb

A really good looking guy. See also cockthrob.

Johnny Depp is such a cunt throb.

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

hog venom

Slang for semen. From the back of a porn box. Created by porn star Erik Everhard.

Right before I came, I pulled my cock out and slathered her in hog venom!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

sack up

Stop being such a pussy

You need to sack up instead of crying about your pussy hurting. (see also wah my pussy hurts.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

cockthrob

A really good looking girl.

Oh God, Stacey is such a cockthrob!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

crap ring

Sphincter muscle in the ass.

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds

Ooh I just got the dank shivers

by Jaydawg May 1, 2018