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dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds
by Jaydawg May 1, 2018
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Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.
you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper
by Jaydawg May 29, 2012
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fucktastic

Someone of either sex who is a great lay.
Dude, Janet is totally fucktastic!
by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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cockthrob

Oh God, Stacey is such a cockthrob!
by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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cunt throb

by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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hog venom

Slang for semen. From the back of a porn box. Created by porn star Erik Everhard.
Right before I came, I pulled my cock out and slathered her in hog venom!
by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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crap ring

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!
by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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