Comedy Splash 

To drive through a deep puddle at the side of the road at high speed in order to drench a pedestrian or cyclist as much as possible.

We comedy splashed a guy on the way home. He was completely soaked, it was excellent.

Comedy Splash by WrightHereWrightNow December 16, 2008

Comedian's Item 

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

Comedian's Item by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006

Enemy of Comedy 

Any comedian who used to be funny but now stars in exclusively terrible, unfunny movies. People who were never funny, such as Rob Schneider, are not technically classified as Enemies of Comedy.

Eddie Murphy is the #1 most wanted Enemy of Comedy for his long list of horrible movies following his awesome stand-up, time on early SNL, and first few good movies.

Enemy of Comedy by Drafty Taft May 16, 2010

comedyshortsgamer 

A really loud, black British youtuber who does things like eat lion testicles and open what people send him in his P.O box (It's usually shit, like people actually take their shit, box it up, and send it to him). Although his voice can be annoying he's pretty funny

ComedyShortsGamer is literally the reason I want to never watch youtube again, but I still can't stop watching him. I feel pathetic

comedyshortsgamer by shut-the-fuckupcakes April 22, 2015

Nick Comella 

A jerk off who likes 2 jerk off an hurt girls. Not exactly a nice yung man. Often considered homo-sexual in many countries an is often found crying in corners of fast food restaurants bcuz he got dumped by his boy frend.

Ted: YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: What?
Ted: I said YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: The fuck's that?
Ted: YOU!

Nick Comella by Yoh mama. April 18, 2009

Comeupins 

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.

Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!

Comeupins by SmashCrab March 12, 2008

Vomit Comet 

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

Vomit Comet by jonny mac June 9, 2004