clovchoi

verb

to act insufferably without regards towards others' dedication, effort, and social status

Jessie kicked the homeless man's cup over! She's definitely clovchoied herself today.

by CampanilePoser April 10, 2025

Cloudhead

People who use AI all the time, to the point you can't tell if they are thinking.

Dude stop being such a cloudhead

by YummySalt July 2, 2025

Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.

While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.

by Captain LRC July 12, 2025

Couch

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

Couchmaxing

The act of filling a living room with more couches than traditionally required, typically seen in college houses, often ruining the feel or esthetic of the space.

“I don’t understand why business majors have an infatuation with couchmaxing, but I’m over it.”

by Draft Hornse September 12, 2025

Couch

An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.

Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch

Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.

Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...

Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...

by Khailen October 25, 2025

Drama Couch

A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.

Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!

Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!

Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!

by YesQuite December 18, 2009