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Bastardised English

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004
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spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.
by isaacapolean May 28, 2007
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Filthy Pig Bastards

A term used to describe misbehaved teenage boys who's mother has just got done going through menopause.
You three filthy pig bastards better cut the shit, or I'll bash this frying pan across your head.
by Imacdaddy April 24, 2006
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Emo Bastard

Havn't the emo bastards learnt how to spell?? sigh look below fuckwits. I wasn't aware I had "frinds" or "freinds"...shame.
P.s Im not a redneck or a "cool" person, infact Im not even fucking American (thank fuck), Im not emo, Im not goth, Im not chav, Im not townie, Im not whatever. Im an average completely un biased slightly strange internet freak, and just because I dont like people who cannot support their own side of the argument intelligently, without insulting,shit loads of spelling mistakes, and who constantly claim that nobody understands, does not mean Im a "fascist" or a "conformist". It simply means Im human.
some examples on this very page:

.non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.

.Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo.

.Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.

.It's highly unlikely, they steal your frinds
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beastars

about a slut bunny who is horny for everyone like i mean everyone and the wolf who is having wolfly and almost ate the bunny and about a bitch ass deer who is a suck up but lets just talk more about the bunny she asked the wolf of he wanted food and while he was thinking she stripped and then opened his shirt as he was sweating his ass off like he was so scared and that bunny said “i wanna see where this leads” as she pulled down his pants but he pulled them back up and left
did you hear that anime with the horny bunny called beastars
by spocy’s wet cream pie January 17, 2021
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bastardised

Being a bastared.
That dude is really bastardised.
by Benjamino October 7, 2003
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