by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018
Get the I was a waitress for 15 years mug.A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take
Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
by C302929 January 18, 2022
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I'm 9 too
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl
mom: your boobs are growing
jess: I know
mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo
mom: so, you are a 9 year
old girl you are going through puberty
mom: your boobs are growing
jess: I know
mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo
mom: so, you are a 9 year
old girl you are going through puberty
by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022
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Get the 3 year old mexican mug.A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
by The420microwave January 4, 2022
Get the 14 year old grandma mug.a lame "metal" band from timmins ontario. lead member of the group thinking he is an evil dictator, and likes to call himself "Shitler". shitler is an egotistical jackass. Also consisting of another member who tries to act like the aforementioned evil dicator, AKA Mini Shitler. AKA Rateus Weasle Sanchez. the group always contains a philipino who cant stick up for what he actually belives in, and some ugly 14 year old boy with long hair and ecko shoes.
did you hear the new 30 years too late song? turns out shitler's ego is so big that they are now taking over the world.
by caroline January 19, 2005
Get the 30 years too late mug.A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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