by Creator of The Dictionary December 08, 2019
by Creator of The Dictionary December 08, 2019
Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.
by TheGreatMark September 08, 2016
by vtraveller September 13, 2013
A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 12, 2011
n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.
Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
by Brett Mandrake February 19, 2014
The act of gently inserting a fist into a woman's uterus, followed by his penis and masturbates while his fist is inside of the uterus.
by hellotosis August 28, 2018