grilling the teacher

Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)

Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.

by Bobby Greencoat January 18, 2017

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

ass of a teacher

That one teacher you have typically during middle school or high school who is a complete D bag

He what class do you have next?

Biology

What teacher ?

An ass of a teacher I don't know his name.

by The sonnyer June 5, 2018

the fab teacher

Gay meme guru

Gay 1: you have to watch the fab teacher videos on facebook
Gay 2: we been knew sis *sips tea*

by ImThatBitch96 September 15, 2018

our best teacher

Your best teacher is just your best teacher. She helps you a lot. But not only that ,but dosen't do pop quizes! You just relax and talk about debates, life meaning,stories,jokes...YOU ALL LOVE HER!

Yeah we didn't do grammar today! SHE IS OUR BEST TEACHER!

Today we did debate is hot dog a sandwitch? Our teacher said it is! SHE IS OUR BEST TEACHER!

We didn't do pop quiz today! SHE IS OUR BEST TEACHER!

by dezoksiribonukleinskakiselina November 13, 2018

A Bitch Teacher

The bitch that takes off 5 points if you don't indent. Also tends to pick favorites but your not one of them. Says she does not curse but yet you hear her use language worse than a sailor.

Guy1-Babe, Ms.Jackson is a bitch teacher!
Girl1-I know what a bitch!

by I Am Shady March 13, 2019

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019