Straight White Male 

Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.

Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD

“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”

“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”

Straight White Male by QuixExpo March 19, 2021

straight face 

Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.

Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.

straight face by Lady Raerae May 11, 2006

straight eckin' it 

Shamelessly sucking up to the boss infront of co-workers to make yourself look better .

Chris was straight eckin' it in the meeting today.

straight eckin' it by Steedmiester October 8, 2008

Straight to DVD 

A fecal expulsion that is over and done with quickly. Could have originally expected to have taken more time at the box offices.

Person A: Dude, back so soon?
Person B: Yeah, surprisingly it flopped and went straight to DVD.

Straight to DVD by Pamety December 15, 2008

Straight Lesbian 

The Definition of a Straight Lesbian is no other than dah!

Dah is a *Straight Lesbian*, she enjoys Lesbian Aesthetic!

Straight Lesbian by A Wise Philosopher May 16, 2022

straight edge 

person who does not poison and corrupt themselves with the evils of the world.

example A.-steve boomhower

In use-
person a-dude straight edges are queers
person b-sigh*
*(knocks person a out)

straight edge by gnarshred June 28, 2008

straight face 

The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.

Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!

straight face by ballsdeep2786 December 9, 2008