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The new world enemy, their opinions do not count towards any social movements and everyone else must receive rights that they do not have until we are all equal. The white males of today are blamed for every mistake of their ancestors no matter how modern their beliefs are.
It's all because of oppression from straight white males
by New World Enemy March 02, 2018
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The most oppressed ethnic group in today's American society. Feminazis, Affirmative Action, and the new form of equality have caused this large minority to be constantly told that they are inferior (especially to women). Remember, everyone else must get special treatment (especially the gays) and receive favors and money (especially the racial minorities) for free because they're unique and different. Anyone who disagrees with this statement is nothing but a prejudiced bigot. It is selfish to stand up for your own people and not worry about others, right MLK?
I don't have a problem with treating people fairly, but as a straight white male I always get treated unequally.
by Mr. Stabby March 17, 2005
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The most oppressed ethnic group in today's American society. Feminazis, Affirmative Action, and the new form of equality have caused this large minority to be constantly told that they are inferior (especially to women). Remember, everyone else must get special treatment (especially the gays) and receive favors and money (especially the racial minorities) for free because they're unique and different. Anyone who disagrees with this statement is nothing but a prejudiced bigot. It is selfish to stand up for your own people and not worry about others, right MLK?
I don't have a problem with treating people fairly, but as a straight white male I am always getting shortchanged.
by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005
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Will text asking for nudes then call you a slut when you refuse. Asks "What about straight pride!?" and shares posts tagged #AllLivesMatter. Goes to Trump rallies and shouts at any POC that attend also. Want's to keep women safe from Trans men in bathrooms and simultaneously re-tweets #grabherbythepussy memes. Literally obsessed with sending dick pics to unsuspecting victims. Thinks he's progressive because he's dating an Aisian girl then gets annoyed she isn't submissive or quiet. Has one black friend - "Hey, dude, i'm not racist - my friend's black." HATES feminists and girls with hair. Everything that gets his dick hard, he hates simultaneously. (Women.) Uses 'Bro' to connect with other straight white men and also 'No homo' to reassure his fellow white men that no, he does not have emotions let alone gay ones, would say no homo even when balls deep in Kevin. Gets mad at the all Female cast of Ghostbusters, writes angry letters about the new Star Wars. Votes for a Fucking Gorilla in the election. Will almost definitely be labelled as 'troubled' or 'promising' if eventually persecuted for rape/abuse/murder even if literally caught in the act of raping an unconscious woman.

Top Career choice: Police Force.

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"Straight White Male with Promising Future in Running The World Absolved Of All Responsibility for Horrific Crimes Against Women and POC Because He Said #NoHomo"
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