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Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
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Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.
When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.
by ihmjaww March 14, 2011
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Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.
She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.
by SearClover February 27, 2015
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Social Movie

A movie that you buy, rent, or go to see that has absolutely no cinematic value because you want to make fun of it with your friends.
Billy: Man, Mortal Kombat is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!
by Tristitia January 18, 2009
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Social Lube

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
by Aludurhage August 5, 2023
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Social Rock

Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.

Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?

Person 2: Nothin', you?

Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!

Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai August 6, 2011
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social war

Unlike traditional war, this focuses more on the social aspect only. A difference of cultures and ideas clashing constantly as a result of those two having no choice but to be in close proximity with one another
"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
"Yeah, one side of America was for it and another was against. It was a total social war!"
by Lovelypacific November 19, 2016
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