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social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.
Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.
by sandraxine August 26, 2018
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Social Dp

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel
Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp
by Social Dp April 16, 2015
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Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.
He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.
by Musivino September 28, 2017
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social war

Unlike traditional war, this focuses more on the social aspect only. A difference of cultures and ideas clashing constantly as a result of those two having no choice but to be in close proximity with one another
"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
"Yeah, one side of America was for it and another was against. It was a total social war!"
by Lovelypacific November 19, 2016
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social halitosis

Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?

(Females): *Chatter Chatter*

Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...

Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
by Socialistically Awkard November 4, 2009
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social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact
Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.
by Word-maven March 14, 2020
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Social signalling

A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.
Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling
by dankm3m3rzz May 24, 2021
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