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Pussy Afro 

When a girl never shaves her pubic hairs and they grow into a thick afro.

Pussy afro's were very popular in 1977.
Damn, that girl's got a pussy afro! What the fuck?

Pussy beam 

A sudden stare of death and hatred used on the male species by women. Usually initiated by something done or said "wrong" by a guy.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
Guy 1 :Watch what you say, she might pussy beam you.

Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
Pussy beam by Chris Ho December 10, 2008

Pussy Fog 

When a guy is with a girl who treats him like complete shit and not only does he stay with her but he also thinks it's somehow his fault, or at the very least not her fault. The real reason for this is that she's really hot and lets him stick his dick in her, and he also probably thinks that it would be very difficult if not impossible for him to get a girl this hot again. He will NOT admit this.

All his friends will tell him what a bitch she is. He will not listen, he will make excuses for her, he may even get rid of his friends if she tells him to do so.

He will likely look back on it after the pussy fog has cleared (this can take several months or even years after the relationship has ended, though it usually ceases after sex with her does) and wonder what the FUCK he was thinking.

His friends will then get to say "I told you so", and they will deserve to be able to do so.
Man, Voz's girlfriend is SUCH a fucking bitch to him, why can't he see that?!

Pussy fog, man, he can't see, can't help it. Poor bastard...
Pussy Fog by Ohstrangeone December 23, 2009

Pussy Whipped Nation

A country that has been controlled by women (e.g. the Netherlands)
Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.

Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:

Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.

Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.

When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.

When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.

When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.

Pussy turd

An ugly baby
Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

pussy eater 

when a male or female licks the inside of a females pussy(vagina) causing extremeeeee pleasure to her
Oh yeah! I eat her pussy whenever we get ready To FUCK! It Was So GOOOOOD!
pussy eater by freddman September 3, 2003