Video Game Numbers 

Any ridiculous number or statistic commonly associated with sports and the crazy statistics you can put up in a video game.

Sportscenter: "Tom Brady put up video game numbers by throwing for 5 touchdowns last night.

Or In the Work Place

Boss: "Did you see how well Jim is doing in sales."
Employee: "Ya he is putting up video game numbers."

Video Game Numbers by The King Of Board Play December 9, 2010

numberblocks 

a British kids series from Cbeebies with one of the worst fanbases imaginable

most people who like it are really big on “respecting opinions” but never do it themselves.

Me: i hate numberblocks
nsc member: OH MY GOD YOU DON’T LIKE NUMBERBLOCKS????!!!!

Me: yeah because i have a brain

numberblocks by ThanaGD July 29, 2021

cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.

cook by numbers by Erik Belsaas March 10, 2006

football numbers 

a term used to describe a general amount of timesomeone is in jail for. Based on the large numbers in the double digits, from the numbers on players' jerseys in the NFL. It originally was used for saying how long someone had to do time, but over the years, it has unsuccessfully been used to describe other large numbers.

Other rumor has it that it came from the scoring pattern of the actual game of football, which is a touchdown is 6 points, and a field goal following is another point, basically making every touchdown about 7 points a score, which represents the years that someone gets in jail.

Yo, did you hear about Steve going to prison? I dont know what he did, but I hear he's doing football numbers...it HAD to be bad.

football numbers by NyeGuy June 5, 2007

Numberist

Numberist: To have a passionate dislike for a paticular number.

Tim: Want a sour candy? It's just 67 cents.
Alyssa: Uh, no.
Tim: Why? Don't like sour candy?
Alyssa: I don't like the number 67.
Tim: Numberist.

Numberist by Spikerocks101 December 18, 2011

russian numbers 

to be so intoxicated that the breath Analyzer would register in the 10th of thousands . giving reference to the stigma of Russians achieving high blood alcohol numbers. the Maximum limit of alcohol in the body a human can have without dying .

he blew Russian numbers, he was blowing Russian numbers when he fell.

russian numbers by drdarthmaul September 8, 2019

Numbgry 

What you are when you get out of the dentist at 4:30pm.

I am so effin numbgry but he said I can't eat for 2 hours.

Numbgry by mickey delphino January 17, 2008