Math

The one thing that everybody hates and sucks at.

Math absolutely is horrible!

by Is_drama_lama December 18, 2017

DEI Math

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.

While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

math class

A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.

During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?

Answer: either death or illness due to overeating

by BlaBla_bla March 3, 2019

chat math

mathematic rational used by chat to justify their monetary support for creators , implies detriment.

oshi > bills = profit

see also: girl math

streamer: brb
superchat: piss tax
streamer: what is this chat math?

by haxclassic August 27, 2025

Math

Math: a subject that should be taught using the Montessori method

I think if everyone was taught math using the Montessori method more people would enjoy it.

by Fonzie.Emma June 20, 2022

Math

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans

Girl:ughh I hate math!
Boy:me too it hurts my head when I think about it
Girl:I know right! Ughhhh

by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024