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footsex

The most sacred and revolutional forms of love making, involving a foot to the genitals (in a loving, affectionate matter), from one partner to the other.
Hey, baby! How about you come over here and footsex me in the ass/vaj.
by Rinjii April 26, 2010
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April Fools

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.
Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!
by assnugget April 2, 2008
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Food of the gods

Its actually cookies, So hes wrong
Cookies, often called the “food of the gods”is better than bacon
by Drutehsmu July 21, 2020
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80 foot hottie

A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.
Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.
by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008
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dog food

hey can i stope through for some dog food.
by shawn30 January 13, 2021
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Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."
by Diego November 12, 2003
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Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
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