Leck mich doch am Zückerli

Kiss my ass / Fuck you

Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?

Pers 2: Diet

Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?

Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.

Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo

Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.

by quebbbbb September 19, 2021

Docker

a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.

'look at that stupid docker!!! '

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Docket

The act of placing your dick in a pocket. Generally in the pocket of the pants you are wearing.

"I went to docket but my pocket was full."

"I docketed last night and showed it to my girl. She was impressed by the heat I was packing."

by Docketeer January 10, 2015

eye doctor

Another name referring to a male homosexual, as if we need anymore.

Jon went to go see his own personal eye doctor.

by One dude. May 24, 2009

Dry Docking

The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other

1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day

by cmethuggin June 9, 2009

Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

Docking

The act of a vulnerable young adult named Fonzie sliding his eager meat sword into the throbbing uncircumcised a member of a slightly older burly and rugged man named Darren

I accidentally stumbled upon Fonzie and Darren passionately docking in the filter room right next to a box of 20x20x2 pleats

by Tood Skinner July 5, 2019