Docket 

The act of placing your dick in a pocket. Generally in the pocket of the pants you are wearing.

"I went to docket but my pocket was full."

"I docketed last night and showed it to my girl. She was impressed by the heat I was packing."

Docket by Docketeer January 10, 2015

docket 

Means that you have left something at a particular location

I docket my car last night

docket by ROMNEY November 25, 2004

Docket 

pertaining to docking, the other man's foreskin; the docking socket

"i'm ready to dock, is your docket ready?"

"we were totally gonna dock, but his docket was to small."

Docket by sir_GushingHoles April 14, 2010

Docket 

A text abbreviation for Dickhead.

He’s such a docket!

Docket by YeWwss February 9, 2025

Docket

Informally used in the phrase "on the docket" to refer to a to-do list, schedule, or things to address.

"What's on the docket for you this Friday?"
"Work, and then happy hour. After that, I'll be focusing on some relaxation."

Docket by Deynold March 7, 2026

Docket Sheet 

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.

Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.

Docket Sheet by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021

docket slam 

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.

A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.

docket slam by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011