Killing two pigs with one bird 

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

Killing two pigs with one bird by Mrgus April 7, 2011

Man Bird 

A unique and somewhat rare type of bird that lives mainly in New York City and New Jersey. The man Birds are typically 5 to 6 feet tall, and look like human bodies with heads that resemble the Bald Eagle and wings. The first Man Bird was born in New Jersey. Raised by a typical New Jersey family, the Man Bird speaks using one english phrase: Suck My Balls! The Man Bird language has over 50 sentences using the one phrase, and it is the most complicated language on Earth. The Man Bird lives off a steady diet of pennies, nickels and dimes (not quarters though.) The Man Bird has an aphasic shaped flap covering its gentles. Man Birds are usually very angry, and usually will attack humans with their flap if they feel threatened.

"Holy Shit look out! there's a flock of pissed off Man Birds headed right near us!"

"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"

Man Bird by The Manbird January 4, 2012

restless bird syndrome 

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

restless bird syndrome by jobens October 7, 2012

fly the bird 

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

fly the bird by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

Early bird gets the turd 

When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.

John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."

Early bird gets the turd by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011

the bird 

the word

A well a everybody's heard about the bird,
b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word

the bird by jesu christ January 18, 2009

weird-bird

To define someone or something as extremley unusual or different. Not an insult.

My crazy professor is a little bit of a weird-bird.

weird-bird by Keens February 9, 2004