Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 03, 2018
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 09, 2019
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Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.
"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"
by Tommie Johnson November 18, 2015
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sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver
by DIRTY_definitions March 03, 2018
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