Backdoor Mary

When a new baby is born, before the umbilical cord is cut, the baby is immediately placed in the mother's asscheeks. This may be difficult so placing the newborn child as far up in there as possible is the main objective. According to legend the first child this act was ever done to was named Mary.

Dude is it true that when you were born you were given the backdoor mary?!

by milwaukeemailman May 7, 2009

Baked

Baked is a word commonly used to describe being high on cannabis. However, this word is used regularly.. it is somewhat restricted to people who smoke 'Sprayed Weed' (the nasty shit). In other words someone who is yet to be a cannabis connoisseur.

Wow man! I'm Fuckin Baked!

by connoisseur101 June 27, 2010

Backdoor Billy

Bildo Pornboss

That guy looks just like backdoor billy... wait that IS Bildo!!!

by Bill February 21, 2004

Baked Potato

When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.

Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!

by VoiceofReality October 30, 2008

Baked Potato

When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.

-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."

-"I'd bake her potato."

by TheGrinder February 26, 2009

baked vagina

a chick who has a vagina thats resembles DAN BEMKEY face

a Baked Vagina is basicly Dan Bemkeys face or if he pulls down his pants

by Dave B for president February 24, 2009

Baked Alaska

When Devlan comes over to hang out.

It’s about time for a Baked Alaska.

by Shebyosbtk February 9, 2019