Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

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Like meat in your mac?

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac 💛

Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes

by abril fatface June 6, 2019

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Mac

Maccing off is a very aggressive form of masturbation, Where you cum very forcefully.

I had a mac last night it was great.

by DA & SO June 20, 2019

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Mac

A Mac usually has the most beautiful blue eyes ever and some really long curly blonde curly hair. He knows how to love someone and even is the one his friends go to for advice on their love lives. He would never cheat on anyone he dates he would love them to a great extent. He is also most of the time not appreciated by any woman because the don’t want to get to know the real him. He is also liable to be successful in his profession and will eventually find the love of his life after multiple heart breaks. Long story short if you find a Mac keep him and never let him go.

Thanks for the help Mac, again.

by Some random guy_ August 7, 2019

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pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .

three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "

by substrateindependent August 27, 2019

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