splitler

Splitler is a nickname for a male with an abnormally large penis.

Male #1: "Yo my dick so big it tore her in half!"
Male #2: "Dude! You're totally Splitler!"

by H.M.L November 17, 2013

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Splitpushing

The act of solo pushing a side lane, in order to gain gold and experience, pressure towers, and create opportunities for your team

Holy shit did you see RTO's video on Splitpushing? It got me out of bronze!

by Riffinn December 1, 2018

splitspleet

A nerd that ended up showing me this holy sight that's also a website so I'm typing this, he has now failed at life

Splitspleet, splitspleet is a nerd

by Knin July 9, 2019

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019