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Shell shocked

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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The Shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Aka two fingers in a vagina and your pinky in her butt
"You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah"
-Steel Panther
by Strxbxrry007 November 5, 2021
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Shell-shocked

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!
by Sangarion November 13, 2021
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Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.
by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021
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streamer shock

when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.
It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.
by victimeyes October 13, 2021
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G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.
Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock
by MarcoTheGuy November 21, 2021
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Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth
Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh
by Fyshisback January 29, 2022
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