Rage Sad 

When you try to think of the word Distraught, but your brain gave up halfway.

When my mom kicked me out I was like... Rage Sad. I dunno; I'm high.

Rage Sad by GreatSquiggy December 1, 2020

Professional Sad Kids 

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

Professional Sad Kids by loesj February 17, 2021

Cosa Sad 

meaning “sad thing” or “so sad” ; also can just be used as “oof”.

person 1: “hey you can’t spend the night, my dad is having his yearly tumbling performance which last 3 weeks straight.”

person 2: “cosa sad.”

Cosa Sad by pineapple turtles May 30, 2022

down sad

in your feels dreaming of & desperately desiring being in a relationship in the idealized life with him/her

like down bad but without the horny, also known as down sadge

"Alexa play Heat Waves, I'm feeling down sad"
"I'm so down sad for this girl man, she's perfect. Been daydreaming of us all day."

down sad by fynix. September 6, 2023

Tug a sad rope 

Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.

I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.

Tug a sad rope by Grit Sharpenson September 5, 2017

drunk and sad 

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

drunk and sad by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

10th Grade Big Sad (TGBS)

A form of depression that hits as you enter 10th grade, usually stemmed from school/life related stress or the realization that your childhood will soon be over.

Person 1: Omg my bf is being such a dick. What's wrong with him?

Person 2: Give him a break, he's been suffering from the 10th Grade Big Sad (TGBS).

10th Grade Big Sad (TGBS) by Yooooo..... April 9, 2019