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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Salt Life

Many think this simply means "a lover of the beach". But it also has a police/military slang definition:

When you see a Salt Life or Pirate Flag with a skull and swords, don't assume they are Jimmy Buffett fans. They are secret symbols for law enforcement or military personnel.

The word Salt is a play on the word Assault as in assault teams and the pirate flag was worn by some Navy Seals in Africa.

Regardless, LEOs and Military members have adopted them both as a way to publicly say who they are to others in the know but without the general public noticing. Many times undercover cars will have either of these stickers on them.
"License and registration, sir?...Oh you're a brother? I didn't see your Salt Life tag at first. Sorry, have a great day."
by De-Ctypto September 23, 2023
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Salt Deodorant

Salt Deodorant is a Trademarked Brand of Victor Martin Soriano for Potassium Aluminum. Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and

Martin is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant worldwide. Marketed under the brand Royal LV Tawas.
Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant.
by Cyclonetrading December 14, 2023
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Saltburn

Some one who has earned your trust and is going to great lenghts to manipulate you and/or events around you to sabotage you.
" He told me his Dad died just so I can let him stay at my house. He's Saltburning me"
by NOTanEnglishTeacher December 17, 2023
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salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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