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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
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Robert

Robert is very ugly and has a very small dick and is called antman and is non attractive
Robert has a small dick
by Antman aka robert June 2, 2020
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Robert Tan Swee Meng

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.
My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.
by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022
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Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
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Robert

Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay
by John Carver .C April 25, 2021
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Robert

Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits
Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!
by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023
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