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A Thing that people don’t do anymore ever since TikTok was invented and everyone lost all their brain cells
Person A: Hey dude want to read a book?
Person B: Go away I’m busy doing literally anything else
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
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readtard

An asshole who can't read long paragraphs of text and complain about it.
"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."
by Angel Error February 24, 2022
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readiting

Typically used for creative people. The moment when you re-read and edit a piece of pre-existing written work.

Here is an example.
Bob wrote a poem last week. He recently readited it for mistakes and changed syllables.
Readiting- reading and editing a written work by you.

as an example in a sentence:

"I wrote a poem yesterday. I haven't readited it yet, want to hear?"
"What is readiting?"
"It's where you read something you wrote and edit it."

"Have you readited that chapter you wrote on Tuesday?"
by MaroonMuffin March 7, 2022
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ReadMoreHere

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
ReadMoreHere is a meme that people wrongly click on it
by LB- March 20, 2022
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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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Ready Set Spaghetti

Popularized by our most favorite Mexican princess, Vanessa, it is another way to say “ready, set, go”
K: Okay, lemme know when you’re ready to start the movie.

V: Ready Set Spaghetti!
by Meatrevolutionary69 April 13, 2022
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reader#6666

A person whos discord user is reader#6666 and is named “Eli” hates Gentaro.
Jeez why does reader#6666 hate gentaro so much….
by reader#6666 April 24, 2022
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