New Port Nowhere

A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.

"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."

by Joseph Zumchak September 6, 2008

away-noway

Some one who looks hot far away but up close no way!

My science teacher was such a babe from far but when I asked her for help I realized she was an away-noway.

by Daviee August 20, 2006

bridge to nowhere

sarah palin's taint

"i said no thanks to that bridge to nowhere"

by stephen from stephen and miche October 31, 2008

Nowist

A nowist is a person who believes in living in the moment. A nowist sheds negative things in the past and and gains energy from positive things in the right now, thereby improving the possible future.

Helen is a nowist, she believes in making the best of every situation.

by fetsiboomsticks July 22, 2009

Nowcaster

A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.

A weatherman will forecast inaccurately. A Nowcaster gives accurate weather information.

by dyates May 6, 2009

Haulin' ass to nowhere

1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.

1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."

by Barman2000 November 4, 2011

NOWSIE

A selfie, taken right now or in the moment to prove you’re not a robot.

In texting a new match; “hey, send me a nowsie, if you’re serious about knowing me.”

by Funkjr85 February 26, 2019