Michael Bisping

Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.

That guy just got beat up for 3 rounds, god I bet he is hoping for a Michael Bisping style decision

by Matt Hamill. June 4, 2009

Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

by FP123 April 26, 2011

Dirty Michael

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis

Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021

Michael Cera

An amazing actor, originally from Ontario, Canada. So amazing that his name can replace almost any word in a sentence, or answer almost any question.

Rachel: I love your pants!
Maddie: Don't you mean... 'I love your Michael Cera"?

or

Rachel: What did you have for dessert last night?
Maddie: Michael Cera

by r&mbombsunite! January 25, 2008

Michael Moore

A filmmaker who exposed the truth behind the United States of America.

Guy- Why do people hate Michael Moore so much?

Guy2- Because they're simply American.

by NiggersDontHate March 25, 2008

St.Michael's Prepratory School

A Catholic all boys prep school in Silverado Calfornia were the food sucks and is run by gay priests who molest the students in the middle of the hills away from the real world were students suffer the anger of God almost as bad as a concentration camp and unsuspecting parents think this is a good choice for there sons little do they know that they will be fucked up for life by the school its self by taking the boys lives and virginity as they know it

Mom: Son were sending you to "St.Michael's Prepratory School"
Son: No! Thats the school wear priest molest you and you turn into a priest.
Mom: Don't believe the rumors
Son: ok look at Fr.Gabriel

by hitmaster78 March 27, 2010

Michael Waterhouse

n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.

That Michael Waterhouse is a god-like genius. Ask anyone.

by Cuno Bellin February 17, 2010