Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009

Maslin Law

An epiphany of cognition that supersedes all reason. It is akin to thisness and whatness; is the law actually a law, or just the thought of what a law is? You will only know if it has happened, after it has happened. It requires no translation; no correlations; no other relevancy. It just is.

Anything that only makes sense to the person doing it is Maslin Law. For instance, a person who insists on playing a drinking game by a rule or rules which no one has ever heard of, Maslin Law. You can only witness examples of Maslin Law after it has happened.

by Amicus July 21, 2009

Masturbator

im guessing about...maybe 98% of the world population? maybe just america...

by cherrypopscle007 August 15, 2003

massificate

Used to define something that turned into a popular object of mass consumption.

"Tetris helped massificate videogames in ways unheard..."
- Insert Credit forums.

by Takashi Omoto July 21, 2004

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.

lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.

by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Master J

Jesus Christ; The Christ; The Messiah; Teacher and prophet who died on the cross to save us from our sins.

Praise Master J, the one and only Jesus Christ and Son of God.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008