Literary Beast

1. Someone who is very good at English; someone who may never fail at English no matter what

2. Someone who is good at analyzing and interpreting texts

"Can you tell me what David said? I don't understand his thesis at all."

"Well, it's simple. He's trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don't want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. Is that right, David?"

"Uh...yeah..."

"I only read your introduction and I got that? Yes! I am SUCH a literary beast!"

by 'Keda-Kay November 4, 2007

Liberal

A person who claims to be open-minded, but when discussing politics with another person with a different opinion, they call them stupid and walk away. They will post on social media all of their opinions, and then once a conservative posts their opinion, they unfriend or unfollow them. The only news they watch is buzz feed. They call others with a different opinion uneducated. They want to "rich" to pay there "fair" share of taxes (all of the income theyes make) so they don't have to work hard. They think the constitution doesn't apply to them, also laws don't apply to them. They think they are the only ones to have free speech. They want people to feel bad for them. They are trying to get the Syrian refugees to come over to America (so liberals get more voters). They think that smoking pot is good for you (that's why they aren't smart). They say Fox News is the worst news station, even though they have never watched a minute of it. They want free everything. They think every country is better than Amercian, but they have never been abroad. They call Carly Fiorina not a woman. They say they are feminists and say that Republicans cannot be feminists. They hate Raven Simone, Stacey Dash, and and any other woman who doesn't think like them.

Examples of liberals are: teachers, sometimes youth, minorites, and anyone who is uneducated and closed minded.

by Mr.Right12345 January 25, 2016

liberal

White people who deign to speak for non-whites. Also, men who deign to speak for women.

The coach almost lost his job after naively thinking he was offering a compliment by saying that he thought black football players ran really fast. Oddly, his comments weren't denounced by blacks but by liberal whites, showing that despite the fact they believe blacks don't get enough respect in the modern world, they also believe that blacks aren't competent enough to voice their own opinions on such important issues and so must do it for them.

by FigurinOutLife October 27, 2005

liberal tolerance

A meme made up by right wing inbreds because liberals hurt their fee-fees.

"Liberal Tolerance" the meth popper whines, because he won't tolerate my bigotry while I wave my confederate flag."

by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 28, 2017

Liberal

What you are when you're young.

If you are young and not liberal, then you don't have a heart. If you are older and aren't conservative, then you don't have a brain.

by Ernie Evans August 7, 2012

Literally Hitler

Anyone who lies uncontrollably, has no jokes, and has imaginary sexual encounters!

Nathalie : “Babe is my bunda looking phat?”

Joe: “Stupid fucking bitch you’re Literally Hitler🤯”
Gav: “Oi, Hitler! Think before you open your mouth again”

by MucHdIAck November 18, 2020

Liberal

A liar that's America's biggest enemy. They're relentlessly crapping on American society by banning everything that's free and hedonistic.

"Liberal scum!"

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 29, 2013