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long lasting

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.
Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."
by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011
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Lastenia

A nice,down to earth,good looking woman. She is one in billion. She is a crazy girl in all the right ways. The most beautiful wife a guy could ever have. No one tops her.
I need a Lastenia in my life.
by Khcc coffee January 7, 2017
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Lastertime

Lastertime- (n.) a non-specific referrence to the last time something happened or the last time you or a group of people did something in the recent past. syn. see Yestertime (etymology: North America, yr. 2000- Allegra Davis a small child invented the word from yesterday, last-time and yesteryear mix)
"Remember, lastertime you told me I could ride on the tractor with you."

"You said lastertime that I could get a toy when we came back here"

"Lastertime I updated my resume, I think I added that."
by Captclam July 27, 2006
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Lasthma Attack

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.
Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.
by MattyPoo Dru March 19, 2009
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lastrine

A mexican chicka that can't live without takis chips and attracts all the boys. A Lastrine is great at basketball and is 'one of the guys' but little does she know, the guys want to be with her. You'll fall in love with her if you meet her.
Man, I wish I could be as good as Lastrine in basketball. :))
by Lastrine May 5, 2019
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lastmeasure

A virus site made by the GNAA. It shows shock images to people visiting the page, when viewed, it has the audio amped all the way up with the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", disables task manager, and is hard/difficult to close.

One of the YTMND admins Max shut down the forums due to Sub-Zer0 making an XYTMND, an example of the link is wop.xytmnd.com.

Remember, don't visit the sites such as .on.nimp.org, .zoy.org, youtubecracker.on.nimp.org, freeipods.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, doom3.zoy.org, and anything with .zoy.org or on.nimp.org.
Person 1: Hey, want to see how I became a YouTube god?
Person 2: Sure thing!
*Person 1 drops a lastmeasure URL*
Person 2: It better not be po- EW.
Person 1: Knew I could do it.
Person 2: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET ME THIS VIRUS?!?
by Occstahs October 4, 2012
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Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.
Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009
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