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No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.
Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT
by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021
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Jesse

Ohh look Jesse twerking on a light pole
by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021
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The Jess baily

Springboarding while doing flying Henry's on cunts heads then gravitating towards another victim.
by Jess baily May 28, 2022
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Jess

Someone who gets in your business.
I like him but he is a bit of a Jess.
by Peachie Queen November 8, 2022
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Jesse Greco

Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!
Man that dude has Jesse Greco skill with counting to four , then repeating
by Burnt out soul October 6, 2016
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jesse

jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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Jess

Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.

She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!

Will always be there for you, no matter what.

Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
Jess is so beautiful!
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
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