slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017

carmalizing his onions

To get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.

"Has he come clean yet? "
"No, but I've been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. He'll come clean in no time."

by Muddled Bag of Dicks November 30, 2015

Noah and his ASTD

Dumb fuck who thinks ASTD is a game, ASTD is however NOT a game. This is actually scientifically proven because Noah is retarted, anyways ASTD IS NOT A GAME and even if it was it would be horrendously trash

"I got madara in AsTD!1|" Noah to everyone
"Shut the fuck up your adopted!!!" Everyone to noah
"Noah and his ASTD" - A tragic tale of him and his sexually transmitted words

by Noahs astd July 10, 2022

broken his banjo

Broken his erect penis

Jenifer was riding Rob so hard she has broken his banjo

by The UK BIG G January 9, 2021

a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".

Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".

by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012

Stroking his goose

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018

in his World cups

so exited by the World Cup extravaganza that one is literally like one intoxicated.

He is in his World cups to such an extent that he sometimes forgets to eat.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 13, 2014