Glard

To Glard means to fail at spelling the word Glad, Glared, or Lard.

Ex: Man: And then he glard at me
Man 2: He what?
Man: Oh, i meant glared.

by the failer June 11, 2011

Gard

Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. Very annoying. Your friend until he out of nowhere explodes and hates you for no specific reason. There u have Gard

Gard is stupid

by Like. NooneCaresAboutYou December 3, 2018

garden

Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

Garden Princess

On the online "news forum" fark.com, Garden Princess was one of the most successful threadjack/trolls ever. Though this person was using a brand new account and only posted a grand total of 5 times, they managed to keep the thread full of angry people demanding an argument for hours.

Word, Mike_71 pulled a Garden Princess and used religion to get attention.

by Rusty McLincoln January 5, 2005

L'Ange-Gardien

A little city far away from everything where some redneck people live. Nobody knows if they've finaly gotten electricity.

A conversation in l'Ange-Gardien

Bill : Hey y'all did you see ma new poney?
Johnny : Yeah man I'm sorry I spitted on it last night man!
Bill : Don't ever do that again man or I'll bring my shotgun and shot y'all man!

by Anonymous233 September 1, 2007

Gnar-Nasty

The two words narly and nasty combined to make one uberly powerfulistic word: Gnar-Nasty

That guy is so Gnar-Nasty he sack tapped Chuck Norris and got away with it!

by Ben Sholl March 30, 2009

Gardaí

A Flemish boy band that was popular in the early 1970's. They made hard-core heavy metal, and was composed of four boys: Enda Kenny, Peter Sutcliffe, Gerry Adams, and Stephen Rochford.

Lad 1: Did you hear that the Gardaí are visiting on their "Living Wages" tour?

Lad 2: Awesome!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016