The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 22, 2019

Thigh Dong

The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy

My wife didn’t want to get pregnant so I did the thigh dong strategy

by Dogshlonglicker January 11, 2022

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 19, 2017

drain the dong

Sucking a guy so hard that you completely drain him of semen.

Girl one: Can you drain the dong?
Girl two: Oh, yea! I'm so good at taking it all.

by Scarlet95 May 11, 2016

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 07, 2020

liquid dong

A fluid in which Lucas Noble drinks while playing xbox

Lucas loves a tall glass of liquid dong

by Liquid dong August 13, 2017

Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 06, 2022