dick zombie 

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

dick zombie by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

dick van spacbert 

The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick

This girl was been such a dick van spacbert

dick van spacbert by Mysterious wraith May 13, 2015

Dick Ice 

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Gregg has a serious case of Dick Ice. He's got it in his fooking veins

Dick Ice by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018

Dick Move 

d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness

Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium

Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!

Dick Move by Scwan Dunkin April 11, 2013

dick sisters 

A combination of women who have had sex with the same man.

I wonder if Linda and Amy know that they're dick sisters since Joe banged both of them.

dick sisters by The Sex Panther April 5, 2008