COVID Belt

when a martial artist levels up a belt due to paying dues during the covid shutdown.

Wow, how did he get promoted to a higher belt during the shut down? oh, that's a COVID belt promotion.

by Dengi August 21, 2021

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Covid boomer

generation of individuals born in 2020 and beyond

Ron and Tammy got bored during quarantine and decided to have a covid boomer

by Louis Jackson January 23, 2021

Covidating

Form of planning a date during the COVID19 2020 Pandemic. Sexual encounters during covid times.

dad: how did you and mom meet?
dad: we were covidating back in the day!

by theultimateairbender May 25, 2020

COVID lite

A mild case of COVID-19.

His doctor got him antivirals right away, and he was vaxxed, so he lucked out and only got COVID lite.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.

When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.

by M-Appolo November 20, 2020