Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.

Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.

Nolife Breather by VaderTron October 2, 2018

Digital breach

When a person is wiping themselves, and a finger (digit) breaches the toilet paper.

There's been a digital breach! Someone help! I've got poop on my finger!

Digital breach by Dave Threadgill February 15, 2018

Back Door Breacher 

The term given to those who venture into the anus of an unexpecting member of the public.

I was chased by a Back door breacher through the alley way last night. OUCH

Back Door Breacher by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

Breathing 

Invented by Corpse Husband in Southern Califronia.

Someone 'who invented breathing?'
Someone else 'who do you think dumbass only the best voice on the planet.'

Breathing by Sonofabeachball January 11, 2021

Broath 

An oath taken between two or more guys to never share the dirty details of the night's events.

It's done over a series of drinks; after each condition of the broath is stated each member takes a sip/shot.

"Dude, Erik is going to tell Sheila what happened as soon as he gets back to the dorm,"

"He can't, we took a broath."

"Thank god for Jager Bombs."

Broath by Captain Doofus Brain February 4, 2010

Breathe 

If you don't know what this is how the hell did you get out of the womb?!?

Dumbasses googling breathe and going to urban dictionary lol.

Breathe by Shark Lover August 2, 2017

if she breathes, she a hoe

Think about it: She's breathing the same oxygen these other niggas are breathing.. Just let that sink in.

Son: All these females keep breaking my heart
Dad: I'm telling you son, if she breathes, she a hoe

if she breathes, she a hoe by 14o October 7, 2017